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Friday, March 28, 2008
Roadwar Part 2
The map is actually starting to take form. I am reverse engineering society, so I have a lot of stuff to remove.
I'm trying to decide on a doomsday scenario. Is the world in this state because of a pandemic? NBC warfare? Alien invasion? I may put a poll up to see what folks think. Look for it.
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Roadwar

As you may remember from previous outings, I'm a bit of a fan of the Mad Max style post apocalyptic setting. And I was there when they shut down the Auto Assault server for the final time.
Lately, I've had a hankering for some car/gun action. This lead me to Roadwar 2000, a game I actually vaguely remember from back in the day. It's pretty dated, and I think the combat may be totally broken on my copy, but the core idea is pretty cool. So I'm building a strategy game based on it. Sort of.
I've settled on a hex map of the U.S. and Southern Canada for the setting. This is actually going to be a great pain, due to an overwhelming lack of high quality affordable (read FREE) map assets. The core of the game play revolves around you as a gang leader recruiting a gang, finding useful stuff in the aftermath (like vehicles, guns and food) and rebuilding civilization. Of course the mutants, cyborgs and invaders are all against you in this.
I'm still looking for a name, too.
Friday, March 07, 2008
Are you a Gameholic?
Oh, and by gaming in this case, if you're being particularly obtuse, I mean video and parlor games, not gambling. Gambling addiction is a serious thing. I refuse to be taken seriously.
- Do you lose time from work due to gaming?
- Is gaming making your home life unhappy?
- Do you game because you are shy with other people?
- Is your gaming affecting your reputation?
- Have you ever felt remorse after gaming?
- Have you ever got into financial difficulties as a result of gaming?
- Do you turn to lower companions and an inferior environment when gaming?
- Does your gaming make you careless of your family's welfare?
- Has your ambition decreased since gaming?
- Do you crave a game at a definite time?
- Do you want a game the next morning?
- Does gaming cause you to have difficulty in sleeping?
- Has your efficiency decreased since gaming?
- Is gaming jeopardizing your job or business?
- Do you game to escape from worries or trouble?
- Do you game alone?
- Have you ever had a complete loss of memory as a result of gaming?
- Has your physician ever treated you for gaming?
- Do you game to build up your self confidence?
- Have you ever been to a hospital or institution because of gaming?
Friday is PSA day. I can't guarantee that the sarcasm quotient won't be very high to extreme, but you may find help here. Of course if you're looking for help here, oh boy. If you like this post you may be interested in some earlier posts like CAFFEINE WITHDRAWAL RECOGNIZED AS A DISORDER or Harsh lesson in the InterTubes. On the other hand, if you're marginally offended and vocal, feel invited to leave me a comment. It's a low cost Internet.
Thursday, March 06, 2008
Zero Punctu...
My confusion comes from this. Below each post are the words:
To embed this video on your blog, please click the MENU button at the bottom of the player, and select the GRAB THE CODE option.
For information on submitting your game for review, or if you want to insult our mothers, please contact ZP@escapistmag.com
Please note that any reproduction of Zero Punctuation without the express written consent of The Escapist is expressly forbidden.
Right? Ok, so we're on the same page, I'll explain it (I also feel my posts have been too short and must attempt to torture both of us by dragging them on a bit more). The first line gives you the instructions on how to put a copy of the video on your blog. And even though this really isn't a blog anymore, it's on blogger so I figure it still qualifies.
The second line I usually ignore. It's not all that confusing for me because I don't have any games I've made that would be eligible for review and I have no basis on which to insult anyone there's mother. And insulting people moms is really not my style. Usually.
And then the third line says "Don't you bloody dare make copies of this!" Did you just hear the record scratching sound?
Let me work this out again (they told me I should tell you things three times in college). Here's how to make a copy of this for your own sad sack corner of the intertubes. We'll sick nasty ninja assassins on you if you do. Did I miss a meeting?
Anyways, there is a new "Devil May Cry 4" related Zero Punctuation over at The Escapist. Go watch it there. The advertisers will no doubt adore you if you do, and I won't see any ninjas. Today. Yet.
This post is yet another shameless attempt by the author to buy some cool. You can look forward to further such posts on Thursdays. You may be interested in the Iron Man or Star Trek trailers if you liked this post. If you vote "Nay" please feel free to do so in the comments.