You will not be receiving an Xmas card from me this year. I may invest in Festivus Cards for next year, but absolutely no Xmas cards this year. If you have bothered to go to the effort to send me an Xmas card, I hope you will not be offended when I do not send one back.
If you were planning on sending me an Xmas card, but are now so offended as to have torn it up, well that's not exactly in the spirit, now is it.
Merry Xmas. Happy New Year.
As a side note, you missed my birthday.*
*edit: Except David, of course, who actually wished me Happy Birthday on my birthday. When I picked him up from the Airport. Where he walked right past me. Twice.
2 comments:
Will you at least be making a donation in our name to the Human Fund?
David
Don't you mean I missed you on your birthday? Twice? Because I'm blind?
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